Everything is going down hill even before I reach the mark of a quarter of a century. Feel so disfigured by my terrible terrible complexion that I dread seeing myself in the mirror. I need a facial, I need a face lift, I need botox!

Anyway I'll be taking part in my bank's roadshow whicg is going to burn up a couple of my weekends. So please come and support.

What's it about?
It's the ‘UOB Easy Money Deal’ Campaign
Promotion: Customers will be receive S$50 cash incentive. Plus, purchase an iPod Shuffle at a special price of S$129 retailing at S$178.

All you need to do is open a new FlexiDeposit account with S$5,000 made with new funds only, (Not transferred from an existing UOB savings/current/fixed deposit account or in the form UOB cheques or cashier’s order) And if you have an existing FlexiDeposit account, you can deposit S$5,000 (new funds only) at any UOB branch to enjoy the offer.

Hmm the catch is that the S$5,000 deposit must be maintained in the account for a period of 3 months. If the deposit is withdrawn within 3 months, the Bank will deduct the S$50 cash incentive plus the cost of S$49 for the iPod Shuffle. And if the new FlexiDeposit account is closed within 6 months, an account closure fee of S$30 will apply. (But the latter applies to all acc)

So it's really that easy. What's more this acc lets you earn more interest that other banks.

So please come and look for me at these branches and these dates and timing, because we have stupid targets to meet. 40 accounts per day!

I'm on schedule on
9 April : Orchard branch (besides old OG) 11-8pm
11 April :City hall auto lobby (in the MRT station) 11-2pm
13 April : City hall auto lobby 11-8pm
14 April : City hall auto lobby 11-2pm
26 April : Tiong Bahru 11-2pm

Come come okay :)and MUST look for me yeah. If keen just get forms from me. Buy one coffee for one account!